THE MARKETSSeems the world was boiling with greed, hotheads with their
brains steaming, then Stewart started throwing grenades
at
CNBC and all the conditions that have caused the words
"cognitive dissonance" to rise up and float around like the
New Reality (just accept it), are rather spilling off each coast
and bobbing around in the oceans. Take the apple out of
the pig's mouth, ride your Hummer off a dune where it splits
into dust, and sit down--watch the keypads shiver
near the day old donuts Wally's been downing while he day
trades. Why does it take so long, and what might we do
for fun instead? You could write a poem. Something like
this James Tate thing:
Teaching the Ape to Write Poems
They didn't have much trouble
teaching the ape to write poems:
first they strapped him into the chair,
then tied the pencil around his hand
(the paper had already been nailed down).
Then Dr. Bluespire leaned over his shoulder
and whispered into his ear:
"You look like a god sitting there.
Why don't you try writing something?"
There you go--it's free. No, it won't change the world. But
let's just see what's in our own desks for once--an orange,
some pencils, a picture of Beth (or Andy), some Skittles--and
scattered and lonely verses scribbled on the insides of matchbook
covers (everyone's been smoking down at the creek).
Everything's getting so mellow! It's almost as if, soon,
one might be able to sit on one's porch and watch the birds
for an hour with nothing at all planned for after. Oh my.